Rudd-y Brilliant!


Yesterday I was on Twitter (as is my wont) when I noticed that one of the trending topics was simply ‘Rudd’. Subsequent and very cursory research revealed this was of course Kevin Rudd, the ex Aussie PM, due to recent activity surrounding the elections. BUT for a few seconds when I saw that hash tag, before reason prevailed and disappointment set in, my brain was all like ‘Wow! Finally Paul Rudd is getting the love and recognition he deserves as an actor and a gentleman!’

I LOVE Paul Rudd. I’m not sure when I first realised this. I think it was a slow burning thing. It kinda crept up on me over the years. Paul Rudd is more than the sum of his parts. Sure, he was pretty hot as Josh in Clueless even if it took Alicia Silverstone the whole damn movie to notice. Like, DUH Cher! But that wasn’t the defining moment. Maybe it was as Phoebe’s boyfriend in Friends? Nah – I actually pretty much hate Friends so probably not. He’s clearly outstanding as Brian Fantana in Anchorman.”That’s the smell of desire m’lady.” Now we’re getting somewhere. Then there’s this. “Your index finger smells like Rupert Everett.” Yeah. I think we’re pretty much there. But THEN there’s THIS. WOAH! Holy shit! We’ve hit the paydirt. Bromance and cock rock. I didn’t stand a chance! Take me NOW Paul Rudd. And while we’re on his faptastic dancability, how about this:

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4 responses to “Rudd-y Brilliant!

  1. I ruddy love everything about this!

  2. Oh the agony! That is cruel and usual punishment! To raise your hopes like that and in the blink of a key stroke smash them like that. Don't they know how serious this is. My condolences. Those swine! I shall challenge them to a duel!

  3. IKR!? But maybe it's for the best. I already have one live-in manchild and an internet wife 😉 A third spouse would be greedy.

  4. Awww pink!! How awful!! What a let down 😦

    I can relate tho..Had a crush on a str8 guy from my old work who i facebookstalked n added him. Very smart/sweet/spunky christian guy. Anyways he went overseas n whilst he was on his trip, his relationship status had changed from “single” to its “complicated” with Frank Such n Such!! What?! I got bout the same sort of excited as u did. Started planning everything, even ways getting rid of frank!!

    A few days later however, i realised Frank was the name he had given to his mystery rash on his foot!!! Noooooooooooooo. Very stupid me….i still have him on facebook though

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